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A Very Small Tea Party

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Ülgen Sarıkavak

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The invitations went out on tiny paper squares. The guests — one bear, one rabbit, and a thoughtful hedgehog — arrived exactly on time, which for a tea party means whenever the kettle whistles.

Brewing, briefly
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Every good tea party begins with a timer. Hedgehog, who is methodical, insisted on writing one.

from dataclasses import dataclass


@dataclass
class Brew:
    tea: str
    minutes: int

    def describe(self) -> str:
        return f"{self.tea}, steeped for {self.minutes} minutes"


earl_grey = Brew(tea="Earl Grey", minutes=4)
print(earl_grey.describe())

Bear read the output slowly, nodded once, and reached for the sugar bowl.

The biscuit list
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  • Shortbread, cut into triangles
  • Ginger snaps (slightly burnt, still loved)
  • One lemon biscuit, reserved for Rabbit

Sharing, fairly
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There were three biscuits of each kind, and three guests. Rabbit, who is fond of arithmetic, offered to divide them.

from collections.abc import Iterable


def share(biscuits: Iterable[str], guests: list[str]) -> dict[str, list[str]]:
    plates: dict[str, list[str]] = {g: [] for g in guests}
    for i, biscuit in enumerate(biscuits):
        plates[guests[i % len(guests)]].append(biscuit)
    return plates


biscuits = ["shortbread"] * 3 + ["ginger snap"] * 3 + ["lemon"] * 1
guests = ["Bear", "Rabbit", "Hedgehog"]

for guest, plate in share(biscuits, guests).items():
    print(f"{guest}: {', '.join(plate)}")

The lemon biscuit went to Rabbit, as was customary. No one objected. One cannot argue with a well-written loop.

Afterwards
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And then they sat quietly for a while, because that is the best part of any tea party, and no Python is needed for it at all.

The teapot was empty. The sun had moved. Hedgehog, who had not said much all afternoon, said “that was nice,” and everyone agreed.